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Clinton to Instruct Private Yoga Sessions

Following a devastating loss in the elections this November, Hillary Clinton will reportedly be retiring from a lifetime of public service, and begin life as a private yoga instructor. Clinton is known to be an avid yoga practitioner, so this is not really a very surprising development. Given her recent levels of stress, and unexpected amount of free time, this seems like the logical thing for her to do. Don’t get too excited though, it’s rumored that a single session could run you up to a $10,000 donation to the Clinton Foundation! Word is that several Wall Street Executives have expressed interest in attending the class.