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Flag Burning Protest Ruptures Ozone Layer

The top headline of the day was president elect, Donald Trump, tweeting that flag burning should be punishable by law.

In a bizarre twist, this has resulted in left wing critics of the new president and "liberty" activists joining forces to protest.

As of 6:39 Central Time, NASA has released data that suggests a major flag burning protest in Seattle, Washington has overwhelmed the newly healed, yet highly fragile ozone layer.

Authorities are currently looking into how to stop the blatant disregard for environmental safety, but as of now, the Supreme Court has set the precedent that destroying the environment for virtue signaling is a constitutional right.