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Jay Z Bashes "Lame" Obama

World renown hip hop superstar and mega-mogul producer Jay-Z broke ties with President Obama today.

At 9AM EST in Orange County, CA, shots were fired. Jay-Z's candid words overheard at a local barbershop by biker gangs.

Biker gang leader, Rick Tillman, commented, "Look I'm a big fan of Jay-Z's music. My kids listen to him and Beyonce everyday. But I don't respect anyone who can't respect our president... No matter how little time in office he's got, Obama is the President of the United States. "

Barack Obama could not be reached for comment on the controversy. However, one staff member remarked,

"...utterly ridiculous... " In reference to the Lame Duck accusations surrounding Obama during his final days as President.