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Martin Shkreli Comes Out as Gay

New York, NY — Yes, you read that right.

Martin Shkreli, the controversial former Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO that infamously raised the price of AIDS medication Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 a pill earlier this year, just made a big announcement this morning on the Ashley Rae Goldenberg radio show on channel 101.9 WKOT in Queens.

Said Shkreli: "I guess now is as good of a time as any to say it. I'm gay. I know, I know, none of you expected someone with my boyish good looks to be a flaming homosexual- the question is, why didn't you? Morons."

Still to come is which Wu-Tang member Mr. Shkreli is most turned on by, as well as how many times he has fantasized about passionate gay sex while driving.