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NEW CIA REPORT: RUSSIA HACKED THE NEW YEAR'S BALL

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New reports from Langley show that there was a security breach during the transportation of the new year's ball. According to CIA Director James Comey, if the hack had gone undetected, the ball would have displayed colors of the Russian flag instead of the traditional rainbow colors. In response to this attack, liberal Mayor Bill De Blasio has called the event ‘the biggest attack on New York since 9/11.’ Rumors from Capitol Hill suggest an upcoming bipartisan vote on sanctioning the Russian government for the action, coming just days after a similar bill was shot down in the House sanctioning Russia for their role in the recent US election.