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Obama Controls our Thots

After 8 years of perpetual criticism from the "Truther" movement, the Obama family finally exposes their unsettling views on mind control. Marauding waves stream across Twitter chastising the unbelievable comments coming from Obama.

Without concern for the opinions of free-thinking individuals, the message disseminates from an Obama's authoritarian thumbs. With gusto, gall, and a whole-lotta-chutzpah, Obama promotes the control of our thots.

Disputes still circulate around the authenticity of the tweets. However, if true, the blatant abuse of power Obama displays on Twitter proves nothing short of Orwellian.

The Obama family ushers in the new rulers of a new world, all standing united against free thots.