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Obama Has A Plan to Stop Trump And It Will Shock You

It has been 2 months since the election, and we can only assume that Obama has been plotting ways to stop Trump from taking office on January 20th. Well, it seems like he has found one. An advisor, speaking on conditions of anonymity, informed The American Tribune that President Obama is currently holding talks with the Queen of England on the possibility of the United States joining the English Commonwealth. This would actually be a rather popular move, as a rather large number of Americans have been asking Queen Elizabeth to do exactly this.

If this were to happen, it would mean a massive restructuring of the American Government. As a Commonwealth nation, Congress would be restructured into Parliament, and President would be replaced with Prime Minister. While it is feasible to accomplish this through amendments to the Constitution, it would be much easier to simply throw it out and write a new one. It is well known that Obama is not a fan of the Constitution, so it wouldn’t be surprising if he jumped at the opportunity to make his own. While it is not clear exactly how the restructuring would happen, Republicans do hold the majority in both the House and Senate, so they would retain the executive office. Therefore, it is likely that Paul Ryan would be elected as Prime Minister.