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You Won't Believe What Selena Gave Taylor for Her Birthday!

Famous celebrity singer Taylor Swift was surrounded by her inner circle of friends at her upscale New York City apartment to celebrate her 27th birthday on December 13th, 2016. Her bad blood themed party entourage included Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Ellie Goulding, Hailee Steinfeld, Lily Aldridge, Zendaya, and Martha Hunt. They all enjoyed Taylor's favorite alcoholic cocktail of Diet Coke mixed with Grey Goose Vodka served alongside slices of gluten-free, dairy-free chocolate birthday cake and Breyers Natural Vanilla ice cream.

However, the highlight of the party was when Selena Gomez showed up and volunteered to be shrunk down in size by Taylor Swift as her new pet. The reason Selena Gomez wants to be Taylor Swift's pet is because it is a wise financial decision. Selena Gomez is only worth $45 million dollars according to her net worth while Taylor Swift has earned over $250 million dollars. Over the past year Taylor Swift has invested over $4 million dollars in advanced research at Szalinski Labs. They have invented a new device that can safely compress the space between atoms and reverse the settings to expand the space between atoms as well. Therefore, anyone who wants to shrink or grow to any size they want can do it now if they have enough money to afford the expensive process. Taylor Swift loved her new celebrity present and used the size changing machine to shrink Selena Gomez to only 13 inches tall while her friends watched in astonished amazement.

The size changing machine is amazing and looks like a really advanced handheld computer with a miniature proton pack surrounded by five blue diamonds at the center that intensify the chain reaction. Further details on the device are company trade secrets protected by classified patent rights.

From now on Selena Gomez will join Taylor Swift's other fancy pets that include two Scottish fold cats: one named Detective Olivia Benson after the character portrayed by Mariska Hargitay on Law & Order: SVU and Dr. Meredith Grey named after Meredith Grey (played by Ellen Pompeo) from Taylor's favorite show Grey's Anatomy.