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Trump Regrets Vaccinating His Children

New York, NY — President-Elect Trump has cleared his conscience on vaccines. He has admitted to regretting vaccinating his children and fears that they are on the autism spectrum because of it. Donald cites the intense interest his kin have in business. He states “My children are very beautiful but something is not right. They love deal-making too much.”

Revealing this intimate detail is not as surprising as one may believe. The president-elect may be attempting to garner the empathy and support of the American voter who did not vote for him. He wants to muster support for the “anti-vaxxer” community. A sizeable percentage of the populous that believes vaccinations in infancy and early childhood cause autism.