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You won't believe what these Americans said about Florida

After the 2016 United States presidential election, Florida was not liked by many Americans. So, The American Tribune has conducted a poll with a variety of Americans across the United States and asked them one question: "If you could have Flordia do one thing, what would it be?"

The responses we got may shock you, I'd sit down.

After the 2016 United States presidential election, Florida was not liked by many Americans. So, The American Tribune has conducted a poll with a variety of Americans across the United States and asked them one question: "If you could have Flordia do one thing, what would it be?"

The responses we got may shock you, I'd sit down.

ViewpointPercentage
"They should fall into the ocean"96%
"Bring Harambe back"3%
Declined to answer1%

The shocking results from this survey revealed that 96% of the Americans we surveyed in fact want Flordia to fall into the ocean! (We're assuming they mean the Atlantic Ocean).

The shocking results from this survey revealed that 96% of the Americans we surveyed in fact want Flordia to fall into the ocean! (We're assuming they mean the Atlantic Ocean).